San Diego DUI Criminal Defense Lawyer Rick Mueller can make you laugh or he can help you avoid the San Diego DUI cop or drunk driving charge.
Question – What are two good ways San Diego drivers can do to help themselves from San Diego DUI Police arresting them for a DUI?
Answer – Driving away from these San Diego DUI checkpoints is the best thing a premier drunk driving attorney can recommend.
Equally helpful Answer – The San Diego DUI solution comes from our lucky friends across the ocean.
From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true
story from Carrick-on-Suir Ireland.
Recently a routine Gardai patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood
tavern. Late in the evening the Garda noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the Garda
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man
managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes
as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine
dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then
switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained
stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the
The Garda, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol
car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried
out a Breathalyzer test.
To his amazement theBreathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the Garda said “I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the
Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken.”
“I doubt it,” said the man, “tonight I’m the designated decoy”.